Come to think of it - are there any VFX jokes?
What's the funniest VFX joke?
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Matt W.B. Plummer
Q: How many producers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A : One, but can I see it with two?
tomcarrick
An extruded polygon walks into a bar. Barman says: "Why the long face?"
Hugh Macdonald
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We were talking this morning about the whole "fix it in post" thing...
Which then turns into 3D people saying "fix it in comp".
I'm going to start saying "fix it in DI"... (okay, so I may have been heard to utter that one in the past anyway!)
julik
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Well, they usually revolve around our beloved clients (especially as far as insider flameop jokes are concerned). Our favorite is
This was wonderful. Now can we please turn the camera around the subject?
michalf
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true one:
agency: can you send us whole movie tomorrow morning? us: there's not enought time to render it all agency: oh, so just render separate frames, it doesn't have to be animation
Boris Lutsyuk
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all "jokes" below it isn't fake.
- agency say: please make the picture better for 15 percent.
- clients: the pixels in left upper corner is not good. do something.
- better actors for chroma are bald and died :)
- do you know the color of sunrise? - yep - please do like this, but deep green
- agency brief: boy on 5 second shot looks very sad. please cheer up boy by the method of the computer graphics.
Talking about postproduction "did You seen the Avatar?" "Yes!!!" "we can make our project better for two weeks"(project - shooted food commercial)
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Paddy Eason
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“Grade it more purple… and also more green please” I have actually been asked this by a director.
derek wentworth
Usually the budget, no?